DETROIT IN RUINS - Guess which party has been in control?
MICHAEL MOORE - This moonbat profits from capitalism, but preaches socialism with other peoples money. What a loser.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STUPID PEOPLE VOTE? - DEMOCRATS GET ELECTED.
OBAMACARE - Creates more IRS jobs than doctors. So how do more IRS agents keep you healthier than a doctor?
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
HA HA HA HA HA - You thought we cared about you and the deficit?
JESSE JACKSON - Keeping racism alive so he can continue to make millions.
GLOBAL WARMING - Drink it up.
UNÂ·SUSÂ·TAINÂ·AÂ·BLE - 1. Not able to be maintained at the current rate or level. Liberal solution- make every one poor to help the poor, what a bunch of idiots.
STUPID DEMOCRATS - Not a word about Jim Manchin, a Democrat, inciting violence. Such hypocrisy.
STUPID DEMOCRATS - We don't need higher taxes, we need less government spending.
BACK OFF - We can't afford more taxation, more deficit spending, or bigger government.
MARCH 16 2006 - "The fact that we are here today to debate raising Americaâ€™s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure." By Obama's own words, he is a failure.
FUN THINGS TO DO WITH A LIBERAL - Tell them they can't live off other peoples fortune.
TYPICAL OBAMA SUPPORTER - I'LL BET THEY'RE AMUSED BY SHINY OBJECTS TOO.
GOING GREEN - It has a whole different meaning for Democrats.
A DEMOCRAT CITY - Voted for Obama, received $266M of stimulus money to create 327 jobs (that's $800K per job). Still 1/3 poor, and still lies in ruins. Keep spending your way to prosperity Gary IN.
BUSH WAS ATTACKED FOR HIGH GAS PRICES - Why aren't the media and Liberals attacking Obama now that prices are back up?
DECEMBER 7, 1941 - I guess that was Bush's fault too?
CONSERVATIVES - The reason we're called the 'Leaders' of the free world.
LYNDON JOHNSON - He and the Democrats took Social Security from the "Trust" fund and moved it to the General Fund so Congress could spend it.
OBAMA'S PLEDGE TO BAN LOBBYISTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE - was immediately amended to include a few select lobbyists of the president's preference. What's the point of a ban, if not everyone is banned?
IF IT AIN'T BROKE... - It's because the Liberals haven't tried to fix it yet.
IN ARIZONA'S 15TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT - 30 jobs have been saved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending according to the Obama Administration. There's one problem: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona
THE FEDERAL DEFICIT - Started to decline until when? Oh that's right, first the Democrats gain the majority, then Obama got elected.
JUNE 14, 2008- NO INCITING VIOLENCE HERE - what Barack Obama said he would do to counter Republican attacks- â€œIf they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.â€
ATTACK FOX NEWS - Because the last thing a Socialist America needs, is an opposing view.
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think the victim of a crime is at fault and not the suspect.
FRANCES FOX PIVEN CALLS FOR A VIOLENT UPRISING - "Protesters need a target, preferably a local and accessible target..." Why hasn't the left accused her of violence in America?
ONLY IN AMERICA - Can a tax cheat dictate to us how to pay our taxes.
I CAN'T AFFORD A HUMMER - So the government should buy me one, right?
FUN THINGS TO DO WITH A LIBERAL - Tell them the real reason we celebrate Christmas.
OBAMA, JEDI KNIGHT - A fictitious character played by a fictitious president
2012 - The end of an error.
I CAN'T AFFORD TO PURCHASED AN $8.8 MILLION OCEAN-VIEW VILLA - So Al Gore should give me his, right?
IT'S WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA -
EARTH - Designed to sustain life, not massive debt.
VLADIMIR LENIN - â€œThe way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.â€
HEY SON, WHY SO SECRETIVE? - Obama administration refuses to give congressional investigators access to records of health care meetings
BLAME BUSH - Unemployment was rather low during Bush, that's his fault too.
MORTIMER SNERD - Even he would make a better president than Obama.
AMERICA HAS THE FATTEST POOR PEOPLE - Perhaps it's time to cut back on the welfare.
CUT TAXES TO GROW REVENUE - Unlike Obama, JFK understood how to stimulate the economy without a massive government spending bill. So, how is Obama like JFK?
OBAMA SEEKS TO HIGHLIGHT ECONOMIC SUCCESSES - He's kidding, right?
CLAIMS 'PEACEFUL PROTESTERS' IN EGYPT - Apparently, looting and rioting in Egypt is OK, yet , TEA party demonstrators in her country, peacefully protesting health care reform, are the enemy.
LIBERAL LOGIC - A lunatic commits murder, and society is to blame. More specifically, the right wing.
IMAGINE NO CONSERVATIVES - What a Liberal world this would be.
SIGNING A BILL BEFORE READING IT - That's like signing authority to have your car repaired before knowing what is wrong with it, it's going to cost you a whole lot more.
SOCIAL SECURITY - As much as the Democrats have stolen from Social Security, it should be renamed "Democrat Security".
WHO STARTED TAXING SOCIAL SECURITY? - The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the Senate
THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY - Doesn't mean the opportunity to steal from others.
83% DISAPPROVAL - The Democrats get the lowest approval rating in 30 years, and they still don't get it.
OBAMA BLAMES BUSH FOR THE ECONOMY - So his answer to the problem is to increase the deficit?
HOW TO CATCH DEMOCRAT LAW MAKERS -
RAHM EMANUEL - Forced Democrats to commit political suicide, then jumped ship before it sank on Nov 2. Typical Liberal loyalty.
MANNEQUINS - More useful than a Liberal
SENILITY - One sign that you have it.
CAMPAIGNING - It is the only skill that Obama possesses, well, that and reading a teleprompter
CENSURE - Why stop with Charlie, censure the other Democrats too
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING - I think these frequent flyer miles are starting to have an effect on me.
THEY JUST KEEP LEAVING THE BLUE STATES AND GOING TO RED STATES - Caterpillar Inc. said it will build a hydraulic excavator manufacturing facility in Victoria, Texas, that will employ more than 500 workers.
WHAT'S NEXT? - Will Democrats try to tax the sun because of it's harmful effects on humans?
ROBERT GIBBS - "The Iran government is afraid of the will of it's people." Guess they learned that after watching the Democrats during healthcare debates.
SHELLAC - Not just for wood, good for Presidents too.
NOT REALIZING THE CAMERAS ARE ON... - Bill describes his encounter with an intern moments earlier.
BARRACK PRESIDENCY - Falling apart at the seams. Let the unraveling begin.
DEMOCRAT SPENDING - It's like an alcoholic thinking he doesn't have a drinking problem.
2 STANDARDS TO TAX VIOLATIONS - Politicians get a slap on the wrist Citizens get terrorized by the IRS
EXTREMISTS - Schumer says that is what the caucus instructed him to say about the TEA Party.
OBAMA CALLS FOR REFORM IN EGYPT - Because his reform in the USA worked so well.
LIBERALS SAY... - You can search a nun, you just can't get in the habit.
COERCION - It's how Liberals have to do things
GLOBAL WARMING RALLY - After the first hour, the need to cancel the rally became obvious.
IF DEMOCRATS THINK HIGHER TAXES ARE GOOD... - Then why are these two trying to compromise with Republicans on lowering taxes?
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
BATTLE OF THE ALAMO - I guess that was Bush's fault too?
LIBERAL LOGIC - They say hand dryers save trees, but dryers use electricity which produces a 'carbon footprint' that liberals link to global warming.
NEW STRIP SEARCHER - TSA tries to reduce the anxiety of enhanced pat downs
BILL CLINTON SENT TROOPS TO FEED SOMALIANS - While 1,000s of children in the USA go hungry. Why can't we use our tax dollars to take care of our own first? I guess that was Bush's fault too?
EARMARKS - First, Democrats ban earmarks, then they pass a bill loaded with earmarks.
TYPICAL LIBERALISM - President Obama's ambassador to Luxembourg left the U.S. embassy there "in a state of dysfunction" and unable to carry out its duties
DEMOCRATS BAN INCANDESCENT LIGHTS - We'll be force to use fluorescent bulbs, which contain mercury. Save the climate, destroy the environment, good one.
I'D LOVE TO SELL HOMES TO LIBERALS - They'll sign the contract to see what's in it.
HOW TO ANNOY A LIBERAL - Show them a natural disaster pic and watch them cry about 'right wing' wars.
FOR A PARTY OF COMPASSION... - It's amazing how much hatred spews from their lips.
CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL! - It's called Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter
FROM ABSENTEE SENATOR... - to an absentee president.
OBAMACARE'S "BAIT AND SWITCH" - The Administrationâ€™s claim of a small business tax credit under ObamaCare was fraudulent. Guess Democrats should have read it before they passed it.
AT LEAST HIS RANT AND RHETORIC - DOESN'T DESTROY OUR NATIONS ECONOMY.
LIBERAL THINKING - Obamacare costs more than $1T in NEW spending, yet liberals believe it doesn't add to the deficit.
TSA WARNS FLYERS MAY BE ARRESTED, DETAINED, AND FINED FOR REFUSING SEARCH - What ever happened to 'innocent until proven guilty', 'let freedom ring', 'land of liberty', or the 4th Amendment?
OBAMA'S NEW GOVERNMENT MOTORS CAR - Complete with 2 teleprompters to help talk your way out of any violations. Just read from the left and right, but don't look anyone in the eye.
THE STATE OF ILLINOIS - Will raise the individual income tax rate by about 66 percent. That'll solve the problem.
GUANTANAMO BAY - Wrong under Bush, OK under Obama. Can you sense the hypocrisy?
IF REPUBLICANS HAVE NO IDEAS - Then why are Democrats so against their solutions?
NO MATTER HOW WELL THINGS ARE GOING... - Count on Liberals to destroy it (and then try to blame the right).
LIBERALS - If you have to blame a President, how about blaming the current one.
THE COMMUNITY REINVESTMENT ACT - It passed to stop discriminatory credit practices against poor people. What ever happened to 'if you can't afford it, you can't buy it'?
IF YOU HABITUALLY ABUSE YOUR DRIVING - You might not get car insurance. So why do you think you should get health insurance for abusing your body with years of poor diet or smoking? And why should I pay for your poor choice?
EAGLES/VIKINGS GAME - Delayed by Global Warming, or is it Climate Change now? The keep changing the lie.
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